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Friday, July 31, 2009

Events Bring Your Daughters

Posted by Rachael the Unpaid News Intern on Fri, Jul 31, 2009 at 12:18 PM

Does your darling little girl like to roller skate? Naturally.

Does she like to twirl and spin so her ruffled, pink dress shows off those cute little Mary Jane flats? Then she can suck it. It’s time to toughen up.

The Rose City Rollers are coming for your daughters. The Rose Buds, Portland’s Junior Roller Derby league, are holding tryouts from 2:00-3:30 pm on August 9, preceded by a tryout clinic from 2:00-3:00 pm on August 2 to teach girls 12-17 the skills they need for tryouts. Give your little girl the opportunity to be super cool and super hardcore.


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REMEMBER, KIDS, SAFETY FIRST!

 

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Skin tight short-shorts and tube-tops, right?
Posted by Durty Burty on July 31, 2009 at 1:04 PM · Report
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Dont forget the fishnets. No 13 year old should go without.

What next? Tween pole dancing?
Posted by Demondog on July 31, 2009 at 1:24 PM · Report
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Gawd, I hope so.
Posted by Durty Burty on July 31, 2009 at 3:26 PM · Report
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Fuck this shit so hard. My kid has brains looks and talent. Roller derby is for when you have none of those. Yeah I said it. Fuck you too.
Posted by Grapleberry Assface on August 1, 2009 at 2:04 PM · Report

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