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Monday, August 3, 2009

Portland Lost: Ass

Posted by Matt Davis on Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 8:54 AM

Spotted yesterday by Todd Mecklem just south of Belmont, across from the historic fire station.
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I think my ass was taken by those same gypsies! Damn you ass-thieving gypsies!!!!!!!
Posted by Patrick A. Coleman on August 3, 2009 at 9:00 AM · Report
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I just saw that ass on interstate the other day. It was walking all by itself with no tags. I should have known it was lost but I didn't even think about it. When did I become so numb to the plight of others?
Posted by Marq on August 3, 2009 at 9:04 AM · Report
3
Aren't we all in search of the perfect ass?
Posted by Demondog on August 3, 2009 at 9:24 AM · Report
4
Have the police issued a brown alert?
Posted by Stu on August 3, 2009 at 10:34 AM · Report
5
Has she checked with humane society. If you really love your ass you should get it chipped.
Posted by Marq on August 3, 2009 at 11:05 AM · Report
6
Um, Marg, that's a dude's ass. I'm so sorry I had to be the one to tell you.

No I'm not.
Posted by spartacus on August 3, 2009 at 4:40 PM · Report
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this was hilighted in google reader (guest mode) congrats!
Posted by k on August 4, 2009 at 4:33 PM · Report

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