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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

SEX / Crime If These Women Could Agree On Tying Him Up and Glueing His Cock to His Stomach...

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Aug 4, 2009 at 10:50 AM

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...why couldn't they agree to just, you know, share him?

A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score—with Krazy Glue.

The 36-year-old Lothario was carrying on with all of them before his wife figured it out and notified the others, according to a criminal complaint filed in Calumet County, Wis., in a town about 90 miles north of Milwaukee. "We had a plan," one of the women, Therese Ziemann, 48, told an investigator, according to court records.

Ziemann lured the man to a Stockbridge hotel Thursday, promising a "rub down," the complaint says. He was blindfolded and tied to a bed. Then Ziemann text-messaged the other three women, including the man's wife, who joined her in the room. One of them, Wendy Sewell, 44, reportedly asked, "Which one do you love more?"

After the victim was threatened with mace, punched in the face and taunted, the mischief moved south. Ziemann glued a sensitive body part to his stomach, according to the complaint.

 

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1
the one in the middle has the look of, "fuck it, he deserved it!".
scary.
Posted by Bones on August 4, 2009 at 11:27 AM · Report
2
Dude, never take quantity over quality.
Posted by ElGordo on August 4, 2009 at 11:34 AM · Report
3
This guy never should have cheated. But these women should go to jail for a long, long, long time. They've actually succeeded, through their actions, of making me feel sorry for a scumbag.
Posted by Brian Libby on August 4, 2009 at 12:10 PM · Report
4
Could it have been erotic affixiation?
Posted by Demondog on August 4, 2009 at 12:21 PM · Report
5
John Waters has already bought the rights.
Posted by Matt Davis on August 4, 2009 at 12:35 PM · Report
6
Jesus, somebody actually wanted to have sex with these women?
Posted by Grapleberry Assface on August 4, 2009 at 12:58 PM · Report
7
Well, at least they didn't lop it off. I agree with Grapleberry, someone actually wanted to sleep with these women?
Posted by ujfoyt on August 4, 2009 at 1:46 PM · Report
8
I think I'd rather have my dick glued to my stomach than nail any one of those ugly whores. Acetone will render the glue inert, but it could never wash those faces out of my mind.
Posted by Will Radik on August 4, 2009 at 2:08 PM · Report
9
When the handcuffs and blindfolds come out, just say NO.
Posted by Dave Lister on August 4, 2009 at 2:51 PM · Report
10
Mug shots aren't known to be the most flattering photos of a person. These women could be lovely but pissed off and in bad lighting.

Posted by Joneser on August 4, 2009 at 3:08 PM · Report
11
oh hey I didn't realize I was reading brooklyn vegan comments. jesus really "ugly whores"?
Posted by toughwheels on August 4, 2009 at 3:35 PM · Report
12
How about "disgusting fat cunts" instead? Seriously. NEVER getting those images out of your head. Yech!
Posted by a.O on August 4, 2009 at 3:45 PM · Report
13
...before you call them disgusting fat so and so, bear in mind that we haven't seen a picture of him yet.
Posted by Skinny City Girl on August 4, 2009 at 4:58 PM · Report
14
Those are some very frightening faces. I'll bet the blindfold was his idea on many more occasions than one.
Posted by LokNaar on August 4, 2009 at 5:39 PM · Report
15
Hmmm fat and ugly, eh? Probably not half as fat and ugly as the, can't get a date to save your f**king selves, a holes posting comments.

Go back to your internet porn: Bones, El Gordo, Grapple, LokNaar and all the rest.
Posted by You Wish on August 4, 2009 at 6:17 PM · Report
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Personally, I'd rather have the crazy glue than be punched in the face. The crazy glue will wear off in a couple days with nothing but your own growing skin, and yes, in the meantime you might have bad aim in the toilet, but that strikes me as pretty minor. Having a black eye and having to explain to everyone you know that "my wife and 3 girlfriends beat me up," seems like a bigger deal...
Posted by Matthew D on August 5, 2009 at 12:37 AM · Report
17
how many weeners must be glued before we realize that humans are not meant to be monogamous creatures, sheesh
Posted by ntrecek on August 10, 2009 at 9:50 PM · Report

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