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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Aug 11, 2009 at 7:35 AM

OBAMA TO SPEAK AT HEALTH CARE TOWN HALLS!!! Will not screen audience members, first. Last night, demonstrators in McMinnville had portraits of the President as Hitler. Carla at Blue Oregon has the deets, this photo from Ridenbaugh Press:

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BARACK O'HITLER: THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN/IRISH HITLER...

HEALTH CARE REFORM EXPLAINED!!! Nice job by the Daily Show panel:

www.thedailyshow.com

HILLARY CLINTON: PISSED!!! The foreign secretary has not had an ideal last three months, reports the Guardian.

CUBA RUNNING OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!! They should just use their hands, like I do.

REGGIE MILLER STOP PURSUING MARRIED WOMEN!!! Millionaire Alex von Furstenberg wants you to know a pro athlete seduced his wife. A lot:

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JEALOUS HUSBAND: HIRED A PLANE....

TWITTER CEO'S WIFE TWEETING ABOUT HER LABOR!!! #overkill #isnothingsacred?

HARRY POTTER: DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!! Daniel Radcliffe gives money to the Trevor Project, which aims to prevent suicide amongst LGBT youth. Nobody seems to have asked him yet why he couldn't just cast a spell...but good on him.

Good day.

 

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Uh.. do you even see that poster? Those are LaRouche people - not Rebublicans. LaRouchies are the craziest f*ckers out there, worse even than Truthers.
Posted by mr. voluptuous on August 11, 2009 at 8:29 AM · Report
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Way to godwin your own argument, guys!
Posted by tk. on August 11, 2009 at 9:03 AM · Report
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Regie Miller knocked up Twitter bitch while Hillary Clinton pissed on Harry Potter? I need glasses or this is a very strange news day.
Posted by Demondog on August 11, 2009 at 10:56 AM · Report
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McMinnville is my hometown, and I'm pretty ashamed of that fact right now. You know, I was actually born in Eugene. Maybe I'll start calling that my hometown.

These anti-Obama protests are making me want to re-think that move to Canada or another of the West's sane democracies that I was contemplating during the Bush years.
Posted by Brian Libby on August 11, 2009 at 12:07 PM · Report
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Well that in no way shape or form trivializes the holocaust or WW2.

Posted by Williams, Jay on August 11, 2009 at 11:03 PM · Report

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