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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

$$$ In Which Duffy Lucas Communicates With Me

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Aug 11, 2009 at 11:18 AM

Last Monday, I introduced you to Duffy Lucas. Some readers familiar with the Google suggested I contact Lucas via Facebook. Having heard nothing back, I assumed Lucas was none too pleased to be reminded of his former glory—presumably he is now washed-up, a has-been, I thought.

I was wrong. My effing Spam filter appears to have spazzed shit up, evidently assuming that anyone named Duffy Lucas must be marketing penile extensions or Viagra. An understandable computer error, but an unforgivable one. I am on tenterhooks.

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Steve, I know the news section is due in for edits, but this clearly takes precedence. And I may as well pitch my 6000-word feature on this subject, right now.

Update, 11:24am:

Here's the email he sent:

Subject: Sussudio
Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2009 11:44:06 -0700

Hi Matt,

So you found me…lol. Yes that is me on your blog spot. I am just amazed at the legs that little clip has gotten. It has been featured all over the place. So just what did you have in mind regarding this interview? I’m all about having fun with something I did many moons ago, but am also wary of going down the humiliation path. Thanks much in advance and will look forward to hearing back from you.

Sincerely,

Duffy Lucas


Hmm. Wary of going down the "humiliation path." Personally I think we can take the path less traveled, Lucas, and will be in touch.

 

Comments (4) RSS

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1
Hey Matt:

Nobody cares about this but you.

-Everybody
Posted by Everybody on August 11, 2009 at 11:47 AM · Report
2
If by "Everybody" you actually mean "The Romans," then I''m with you. Because that is what they told Jesus. And Duffy Lucas is Jesus.
Posted by Matt Davis on August 11, 2009 at 12:07 PM · Report
3
I care, Matt. I care deeply.
Posted by Amos on August 11, 2009 at 8:18 PM · Report
4
Oh Yay. I have Matt's personal email address now.
Posted by pdxMB on August 11, 2009 at 8:23 PM · Report

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