Jump over to QL and read the description of his plot before dismissing this very important query. THIS IS A FILM THAT NEEDS TO BE MADE, PEOPLE! Help an amateur porn director out in the shag-carpeted confines of… QUESTIONLAND!!
(P.S. Find out more about HUMP! and how to submit your five-minute DIY porno flick HERE!)
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