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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Film New New Moon Trailer: Pushin' it to the Next Level, Guys!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Here's the new trailer for New Moon, featuring insanely interesting commentary from Teen Wolf Taylor Lautner. (I love you, Tay-Tay!! Oh sweet Jesus… I can't breathe.) As you will see, this sequel is a vast, maybe even VASTER, improvement over Twilight—primarily because this one features not one shirtless steroid addled were-teen… but like, a WHOLE GAGGLE! (Pant… pant… can someone PLEASE pass my inhaler?!?)

 

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I do NOT want to see Robert Pattison back in the area again until he learns how to bathe. He stunk to high heaven when he was in Portland last time. No thank you, never again.
Posted by Buy the lad some soap on August 19, 2009 at 1:37 PM · Report

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