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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

New New Moon Trailer: Pushin' it to the Next Level, Guys!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Here's the new trailer for New Moon, featuring insanely interesting commentary from Teen Wolf Taylor Lautner. (I love you, Tay-Tay!! Oh sweet Jesus… I can't breathe.) As you will see, this sequel is a vast, maybe even VASTER, improvement over Twilight—primarily because this one features not one shirtless steroid addled were-teen… but like, a WHOLE GAGGLE! (Pant… pant… can someone PLEASE pass my inhaler?!?)

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