Hmmm… good question. My first instinct is to send them all to Beaverton, wall it off, and then implode the Highway 26 tunnel. It'll be like "Escape from New York"—except in the West Hills! (Okay, now that I've added myself to the idiot pile, offer your suggestion on where I should be sent… in the idiot-free confines of QUESTIONLAND!!
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