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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Today's Burning Question Burning Up Questionland!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Aug 19, 2009 at 2:09 PM

If you could gently round up all the idiots and banish them, where would you send them?

Hmmm… good question. My first instinct is to send them all to Beaverton, wall it off, and then implode the Highway 26 tunnel. It'll be like "Escape from New York"—except in the West Hills! (Okay, now that I've added myself to the idiot pile, offer your suggestion on where I should be sent… in the idiot-free confines of QUESTIONLAND!!

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