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Friday, August 21, 2009

Forget the Terminators... FEAR THE ANIMATRONIC MONKEYS!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 3:55 PM

Okay, the first thing we have to do is go find that computer programmer who works for Skynet and kill him... because DUDE! We cannot abide a future that includes animatronic monkeys!!


Next thing you know, they'll be throwing their animatronic shit.

 

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Seems like they'd be fun at parties.

Nightmarish, animatronic shit tossing parties.
Posted by themme on August 21, 2009 at 9:09 PM · Report

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