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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Posted by Sarah Mirk on Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 8:39 AM

Cigars, Vomiting, Waterboarding: A 109-page long report from the Justice Department intensely details CIA abuse of detainees.

GOP <3 Old People: Republican's new healthcare manifesto plays up the senior citizen support, but the AARP isn't having it.

We're Still at War: In case anyone forgot, American soldiers are facing their deadliest year in Afghanistan.

MJ's Lethal Cocktail: Will Michael's doctor be charged with homicide?

Britain Tries to Take Away the Internet: For illegal file-sharers.

Portland vs. Vancouver, BC: We've got bikes and homeless people, they've got jobs. Who ya got?!

Seeing Green: The Chinese are leaping past U.S. in cheap solar technology.

Obama's-birth Skeptics Want to See His Penis: Because THAT will prove he wasn't born in America.

Random Shooting: Nice-sounding man apparently accidentally shot while sleeping in his home in SE.

Everything and the Kitchen Sink: A Damascus man is convicted of looting foreclosed homes.

 

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O M G! Maybe these birthers are onto something!

I was born outside the US of A... and
I believe in socialized medicine... and
I have a penis that most would envy ... and
it is NOT circumsized!

I could be president!
Posted by Demondog on August 25, 2009 at 9:50 AM · Report
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Finally. Now we know the entire birther movement was a fiendishly circuitous plot hatched by Glenn Beck so he could see Obama's wang.

In retrospect, it seems so obvious.
Posted by Commenty Colin on August 25, 2009 at 10:13 AM · Report

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