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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

"It's Not a Job—It's an ADVENTURE!"

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 12:31 PM

Related question: So if I get arrested by Steven Seagal, will the Mercury post my bail?

Thanks for making my goddamn week, Warming Glow. DECEMBER CANNOT COME FAST ENOUGH.

 

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