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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Comedy / Conflict of Interest / Film It's a Terrible Movie Tonight!

Posted by Kiala Kazebee on Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 3:18 PM

Intern Will Radik™, Locket2you's Scott McCarty, and yours truly will be spewing wildly inappropriate "comedy" into microphones during a screening of the 1986 horror film Critters.

Last week's movie Masters of the Universe was wildly successful - TENS of people paid around $5 to listen to KUFO's Fatboy Roberts, the Merc's own Erik Henriksen, and Intern Will™ yell funny things at the screen a la MST3k. Also, everyone was a little tipsy. Also, Alison Hallett dozed off from OVER EXCITEMENT.

Tonight's "performance" is being held at the Coho Theater on NW 23rd and Raleigh. Movie begins at 7:30 and "tickets" are $5-10 on a sliding scale. Audience participation is more than welcome - it's expected.

Join us, please, if only to find out once and for all what the frak is a "furble" and why you should care.

Here is a "music" video of Scott Grimes from Critters singing a poignant "song" about Sunset Boulevard. I don't know what else I can say about this other than I'm sorry.

 

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1
He's going to be Will Scarlet in the new Robin Hood movie! No word yet on whether or not there will be a Bryan Adams song in the soundtrack.
Posted by Will Radik on August 26, 2009 at 3:25 PM · Report
2
I didn't "doze off." I WILLED myself to fall asleep because I didn't want to have to watch that movie anymore.
Posted by Alison Hallett on August 26, 2009 at 3:30 PM · Report
3
Alison, it breaks my heart to know that you've denied yourself the experience, the subtle mastery of that glorious film. I will pray for you.
Posted by Will Radik on August 26, 2009 at 3:34 PM · Report
4
That sounds dreadful.
Posted by CH on August 26, 2009 at 3:55 PM · Report
5
Oh it's gonna be completely dreadful. I already feel remorse welling up inside me for the few people who are going to show up.
Posted by Will Radik on August 26, 2009 at 4:22 PM · Report
6
It's gonna be the best!
Posted by kiala on August 26, 2009 at 4:24 PM · Report
7
Are people actually planning to pay money to hear Will talk???
Posted by A CAT, probably on August 26, 2009 at 6:42 PM · Report
8
Yeah. I don't get it, either, A CAT.
Posted by Will Radik on August 27, 2009 at 5:02 AM · Report

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