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Monday, August 31, 2009
Gossip Did Mac-O Give Ejaco to Wacko Jacko?
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 3:24 PM
All I can say is one thing: THANK YOU GOD FOR THE BRITISH PRESS! From Blogtown Hot Tipper Ben comes this hilarious story from The Sun, which posits that Home Alone's Macaulay Culkin is the actual father of Michael Jackson's son Blanket!
Fevered speculation gripped the US after repeated claims that a "well-known Hollywood actor" donated the sperm for Blanket.Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his "perfect" family.
The source added: "This isn't just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father."
Not just chitter-chatter, huh? Well, I also heard some "not just chitter-chatter" that Culkin's sperm sacks are actually bone dry, and the REAL father of Blanket is really Alfonso Ribeiro!
Which theory makes more sense to you?
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