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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Mercury Today's Burning Question Burning Up Questionland!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Sep 2, 2009 at 12:40 PM

Where's the best bar to watch NFL football that's got cool twenty something folks instead of deadbeats in their 50's?

Note to our deadbeat readers in their 50's: If you like, you can ask a follow up question. Maybe something like, "If I wear tight pants, grow a beard, wear Kanye sunglasses and get a job (snicker), can I watch football at your cool 20 something bar?"
QUESTIONLAND: Where all the deadbeats hang out in peace.

 

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