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Sep 4, 2009 at 9:48 am
"Did I Win?"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
YES! You
did
win! (If by "winning" you mean "laughed at on the internet.")
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Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the
Portland Mercury
and has held the job since 2000. (So donβt get any funny ideas.)
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