Hey, ya'll. It's Sexy Biscuits Friday! Just watch this hot biscuit plow into that silky wall of chocolate!
What!? You don't like crunchy, phallic biscuits!? Well, NSFW Superman has something to say to you, then.
Big ups to my funny friend @jarvitron for showing me the Superman vid.
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