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Friday, September 4, 2009
Drunk This Labor Day, Try Not to Smoke So Much Crack
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 4, 2009 at 3:27 PM
If I know you, you're gearing up to smoke some crack this weekend. My advice? DON'T DO IT. Though you don't have as much going for you as Eddie (the protagonist in this video), I'd still like to see you do something with your life. Like maybe finish that solar-powered boat?
No pizza in heaven, yo.
Halo tips to Everything is Terrible!
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