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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Charlie Sheen's 9/11 Conspiracy Interview with Obama

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 2:55 PM

Charlie Sheen hard at work looking at a blank computer screen
  • Charlie Sheen hard at work looking at a blank computer screen

Everyone knows that 9/11 was a Jew-run conspiracy covered up by the government, except Barack Obama. For some reason our president doesn't agree with this FACT, so enter hooker/coke/sitcom star Charlie Sheen, who has penned a (unintentionally hilarious) fictitious interview with our president where he sets the record straight on 9/11 once and for all. Feel free to read that last sentence again, since nothing about this makes any sense. Basically, Sheen's "interview" is like the "Penthouse Forum" of 9/11 fan fiction.

Here's just a little taste of an article that very well might make your head explode.

(the President rises from his chair , I do the same).

CS — Mr. President! One more second!

(The President starts towards the door — I follow him quickly step for step).

CS — Mr. President, I implore you based on the evidence you now possess, to use your Executive Power. Prove to us all Sir, that you do, in fact, care. Create a truly comprehensive and open Congressional investigation of 9/11 and its aftermath. The families deserve the truth, the American people and the rest of the free world deserve the truth. Mr. President -

(He pauses. We shake hands).

CS — Make sure your on the right side of history.

(The President breaks the handshake).

Woah. Mr. President, you just got served by the dude from Two and a Half Men.

Link: Gawker

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