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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

News Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 8:15 AM

CONGRESS RETURNS TO HEALTH CARE MESS!!! Nice work to come back to after vacation.

CADBURY WILL FIGHT TAKEOVER!!! Meanwhile I will eat them over. I mean, I will eat more than 50% of their assets, starting with this bad boy:

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LEHMAN CEO: "I'VE BEEN DUMPED ON!!!" Ah, diddums.

CHENEY ALMOST BLEW BRITISH ANTI-TERROR CASE!!! Tried to shoot someone in the face, perhaps.

WALL STREET 2!!! God bless Oliver Stone and his brash retardedness.

WERE DOGS DOMESTICATED FOR FOOD??? Bringing new meaning to the scooby snack.

LAURA BUSH DEFENDS OBAMA!!! His back to school address is a good idea, she feels.

WAR OF THE CLOVES!!! Watch out hippies, cloves are illegal.

Good day.

 

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Only pretentious goth teenagers smoke cloves. Hippies smoke real pot.
Posted by dmitrir on September 8, 2009 at 9:19 AM · Report
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Also, pretentious goth teenagers grow up into self-hating gamer adults... That still smoke cloves.

I feel such shame. Shame!
Posted by GeekintheCity on September 8, 2009 at 1:49 PM · Report

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