Today seems like a good day to launch our new blog column devoted to tracking the bigotry and absurd logic of a single man: local conservative talk radio host Lars Larson.

Larson's Twitter account has been heating up over the past couple weeks with jabs in various directions. First, a truncated swipe at Commissioner Leonard for... something.

Then he dished out these snide remarks about a transgender teacher coming out in West Linn:

But today Larson takes on a much bigger foe: Google. Larson reveals that the pro-terrorist search engine is not as patriotic as Microsoft! In honor of 9/11, we must use only Bing until Google agrees to transform its Os into dead Osama faces!