This Week in the Mercury
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
News Good Morning, News!!
Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Sep 15, 2009 at 8:36 AM
SWAY-ZZZ!!! To quote Tyler Durden, "you were going to see this later today anyway...may as well get it over with..."
OBAMA CALLED KANYE A JACKASS!!! So much for priorities.
RESOLUTION OF DISAPPROVAL!!! Against Joe Wilson.
GEORGE BUSH'S MEAN STREAK!!! "This is a dangerous world, and this cat [Obama] isn't remotely qualified to handle it. This guy has no clue, I promise you," Bush is alleged to have said. He also goes after Joe Biden, saying, “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.”
LAB TECH SUSPECTED IN YALE MURDER!!! The Ivy League gawking continues.
LENO FIZZLES!!! Critic: "It's not a good sign when the Bud Light commercial is funnier than the comedy show it interrupts."
BILL CLINTON AND BARACK OBAMA: FRIENDS??? They "split the bill" in a Greenwich Village italian. Restaurant. Italian restaurant. Get back to work.
ACORN THREATENS TO SUE FOX NEWS!!! After network caught alleged child prostitution ring on film.
SIZER: CHASSE INTERNAL AFFAIRS REVIEW WILL BE RELEASED!!! Just one more thing to do, she says. Like, the investigation? Let's hope someone's "micro-managing" it for you, chief.
Good day.
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