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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Somebody Puts a Bag Over Megan Fox's Face… FINALLY!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Sep 15, 2009 at 9:18 AM

In this interview for the upcoming Jennifer's Body (which I saw last night and "liked"—read the review in this Thursday's Mercury), comedian/interviewer Matt Zaller expresses his love for the movie Hotel for Dogs, and when star Megan Fox becomes too distracting, puts a bag over her head. Because, I mean, c'mon. Let's all say what we're thinking here… SHE'S A TOTAL UGGO. A real "butterface," in that her body is nice, but her face looks like it's covered with butter. Wait… that's not it…

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