Talking About Horrible Things with Portland's Foremost Tonya Harding Expert
Okay, I realize I just did an amazingly nerdy post like two seconds ago but holy shit two things just came across my desk that really really need to be addressed. FIRST:
Man, that kid is not impressed. Anyway, SECOND:
Take a virtual tour of the new Wizarding World of Harry Potter Theme Park.
READY YOUR FLOO POWDER, EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING TO ORLANDO!
So I'm gonna go give myself a wedgie and steal my own lunch money now. See you guys at debate club after school!
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