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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
SEX Watermelon vs. High Voltage Capacitor… WHO YA GOT?!?
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 2:22 PM
Many of you are curious about what it's like to have sex with me. BEHOLD THE FOLLOWING METAPHOR! My penis is symbolized by the yellow wire, and the hole in the watermelon symbolizes your personal hole of choice. Roll it.
Watermelon Vs High Voltage Capacitor Bank - Watch more Funny Videos
OH! And the foreign voices symbolize the foreigners who pay to watch me do you.
Thanks Buzzfeed!
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