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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

SEX Watermelon vs. High Voltage Capacitor… WHO YA GOT?!?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 2:22 PM

Many of you are curious about what it's like to have sex with me. BEHOLD THE FOLLOWING METAPHOR! My penis is symbolized by the yellow wire, and the hole in the watermelon symbolizes your personal hole of choice. Roll it.


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OH! And the foreign voices symbolize the foreigners who pay to watch me do you.

Thanks Buzzfeed!

 

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I'm not sure that "You'll explode into a 1000 pieces none of them bigger than your finger within a second of it starting" is the best pickup line in the world, but I suppose some people may be into that sort of thing.
Posted by Matthew D on September 16, 2009 at 2:33 PM · Report
2
...and the second yellow wire of course is representative of Matt Davis' penis?
Posted by nightmarish on September 16, 2009 at 2:46 PM · Report
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While we are on the subject of getting fucked in two holes by the Mercury staff, doesn't Wurster owe us a signature count today? He told the Oregonian there would be an update as of the middle of the month.
Posted by nightmarish on September 16, 2009 at 2:54 PM · Report
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nightmarish, a snort was delivered. Thanks.
Posted by NIG GER on September 16, 2009 at 2:57 PM · Report
5
It's like Gallagher if Gallagher knew science.
Posted by Matt Stangel on September 16, 2009 at 7:21 PM · Report

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