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Friday, September 18, 2009
Ethics Arianne, the Gator Slayer
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 10:22 AM
According to Florida Today, Satellite Beach's Arianne Prevost killed the shit out of a 450 lb., 11 foot alligator while on a gator hunt.
It was a total archery kill," guide Peter Deeks said, adding Prevost shot the gator several times with a crossbow and finished it with a broadhead. Prevost is having the meat harvested and the gator half-mounted.
Now, I'm sorry, but this is just WRONG. There is no indication that this alligator was doing anything other than living out a long peaceful life, and for this admittedly gorgeous woman to come along and repeatedly pump multiple arrows into this thrashing humongous beast is just… just…
GodDAMMIT, erection! STAY DOWN!!
Arrow tips to Buzzfeed.
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