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Friday, September 18, 2009

Cats / Video / Mercury / Stargate Is An Abortion In Which I Don't Say Goodbye

Posted by Will "the Intern" Radik on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 4:19 PM

Seasons change and old father time grumbles and throws his big dick in the dirt and... what was I talking about? Anyway, summer's over, dudes! Today is the last day I'll be classing up this office with my august presence. Before you start having dangerous heart palpitations, calm down. It's more than likely you'll see a post here and there from me on Blogtown, and, of course I'll be in the comments, movie nights, etc. I know. You're relieved. Wipe that sweat off your brow and perk up, little trooper!

I will, however, miss being around all these lovely people. I'll also miss the ice cream man. (I never got to ask him if he'd ever killed anyone, though I meant to. ) I will miss Festive Sombrero and the Effigy of Molly, my predecessor editorial intern.


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Since I'm not saying goodbye, I'll leave you with this important message instead. Drink deeply of the cup of life, to the fullest! Just like this cat, except, you know, it doesn't have a cup. Marjorie Skinner tells me cats drinking from faucets are ALL THE RAGE these days. Happy Cat Friday, ya'll!



Also, the Stargate shows are terrible. I wouldn't watch them, if I were you.

 

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If you're wondering what I'll be doing with all the free time I'm now going to have, please see the video in Wm. Steven Humphrey's post before this one. I'm going to do my best to be just like that guy.
Posted by Will Radik on September 18, 2009 at 5:00 PM · Report
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My cat also drinks from the faucet. She's 26 and she gets really angry and meows like a yenta if you don't turn it on fast enough.

See you around, William.
Posted by Fatboy Roberts on September 18, 2009 at 5:01 PM · Report
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You have a 26 year-old cat!? That is amazing!
Posted by Will Radik on September 18, 2009 at 5:04 PM · Report
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Goodbye Will Radish! May your cat eat nothing but moths!
Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on September 18, 2009 at 8:36 PM · Report
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I guess I'll have to unfollow you on Twitter now that you're a nobody again. Never mind, I've got nothing better to do anyway.
Posted by MightyToyCannon on September 18, 2009 at 10:51 PM · Report
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HAVE A GOOD LIFE TOOL!
Posted by Mayor Sambla on September 19, 2009 at 2:18 AM · Report
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"Will Radish". I like that. : >
Posted by Will Radik on September 19, 2009 at 9:34 PM · Report
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Will, I love the shout-out! Hope your time was well spent. Leave the doll in a good position, k? Nothing dirty. I'm a lady.

Cheers,
Molly
Posted by Dino might? on September 21, 2009 at 10:55 AM · Report

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