Amy Nicholson Takes a Long, Hard Look at the Career and Craft of Tom Cruise
We had a good run with Chuck Norris, Chocolate Rain, Dramatic Chipmunk and Leeroy Jenkins, but it's all over now. Nothing can stop this MechaCat juggernaut, and our best scientists and numbersmiths believe that by January we'll all be living under the cruel (if totally cuddly wuddly) paw of what religious scholars have taken to calling the Omega Meme.
These are the End Times. Vaya con dios.
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