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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 9:21 AM

DUCKS COACH REFUNDS FAN'S TICKET COST!!! A fan who traveled to watch the team's recent loss to Boise State sends coach Chip Kelly a disgusted letter and an invoice, asking for a refund. Kelly sends a personal check.

AFGHANISTAN SITUATION WORSENS!!! Is still George Bush's fault, for focusing on Iraq.

PROTECT OUR PROFITS!!! Here's a funny skit on protecting the real victims in health insurance reform—the health insurance companies and their fat cat profits:

OBAMA ON LETTERMAN!!! "First of all, I think it's important to realize that I was actually black before the election," Obama said, when asked if he thought the health care conversation was actually about his race. More at Gawker.

2010 COULD BE "END OF THE ROAD" FOR OBAMA AGENDA!!! There's old Joe Biden, flapping his mouth again.

REVENGE ON THE FANGIRLS!!! "Michelle Obama gave her husband the silent treatment at one point in his campaign for president because so many women "pushed their bodies up against his, slipped phone numbers into his pockets" and whispered lewd suggestions in his ear, a new book out today claims." Who cares if it's true or not. It's the New York Post.

ANNA NICOLE'S PRESCRIPTIONS!!! Guess what, everyone knew they were dangerous.


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