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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"It's a Trap!": Safety Tips from Admiral Ackbar

Posted by Admiral Ackbar on Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 9:43 AM


Hi, Kids!
It's me, Admiral Ackbar from that Star Wars movie. You know, I'm pretty good at figuring out traps. And now, you can learn the "11 Traps" adults use in their constant efforts to molest you. Please watch the following video about "Stranger Danger" and see if you can guess which of the following skeezy adults are setting traps for gullible children such as yourself. (Hint: It's all of them.)

Wasn't that educational, kids? By the way, did you know we're shooting one of the new Star Wars movies in my windowless van across the street? Wanna be in it? C'mon! Let's go!


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