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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Why Teens Make More Money Than You

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Sep 23, 2009 at 12:45 PM

Reason #1: You're lazy.
Reason #2: They know a "win-win-win-win-win-win" situation when they see it.
Reason #3: Not scared of pulling in some serious buckage.
Reason #4: Suuuuuuuweet!
Reason #5: Wait a second… I'm pretty sure a couple of these "teens" are actually 47. LAME!!

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