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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Cell Phones Will Kill You Dead

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Thu, Sep 24, 2009 at 1:11 PM

What is the greatest danger posed by cell phones? Brain cancer or illegally sexting minors, right? W-R-O-N-G! In fact, it's those damn service bars that Hollywood seems to remind us of again, and again, and again, and again, and again...

This is why I refuse to carry any phone that doesn't transform into a stun gun.

Link: Best Week Ever

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