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Friday, September 25, 2009

News Good Morning News!

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Fri, Sep 25, 2009 at 7:50 AM

Bomb Bomb Bomb: Britain, France and the U.S. of A gang up to tell Iran to get its rear in gear on nuclear weapons.

No, He's a Terrorist for Real This Time: Surprise! Unlike hundreds of other false alarms and wrongfully imprisoned terror suspects, it looks like that suspected terrorist the government arrested in Denver might have actually planned to commit terrorism with the help of simple household chemicals.

Glenn Beck Boils a Frog on TV: Like an actual frog. To illustrate some sort of metaphor about Obama?


Spare a Dime?: Democrats are very, very disappointed in America's rich people, who have given them far too little money now that Obama's in office.

It's Gettin' Hot in Here: Google Earth plans to tackle climate change.

Noo!! Not Ruthie! My favorite Supreme Court Justice, the wizened Ruth Bader Ginsburg is hospitalized for cancer, but released this morning.

More LGBT Americans Coming Out in Middle School: And the NYT magazine has an amazing article about it.

Chavez is on the Map! The controversial street name change materialized on the internet today.

Attention! Attention! Cookies on Freeway! Every child's dream comes true—cookie truck spills load on I-5.

 

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1
I smell animal cruelty fine
Posted by COdee on September 25, 2009 at 9:10 AM · Report
2
He's ripping off Daniel Quinn? Whodathunkit!

Nice blazer/tie/jeans ensemble.
Posted by CH on September 25, 2009 at 9:35 AM · Report
3
It was a fake frog - in the actual show, he explained that, apparently. The YouTube clip was edited to make it seem controversial.

Posted by Reymont on September 25, 2009 at 9:54 AM · Report
4
He's either wearing a diaper or has a serious F.U.D. problem happening.
Posted by skronk on September 25, 2009 at 10:06 AM · Report
5
Glenn Beck is actually crazy so we don't need to make shit up.
Posted by Suburban Porn King on September 25, 2009 at 12:34 PM · Report
6
Just another fevered ego tainting the collective unconscious and making us pay a higher psychic price than we would otherwise have to.
Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on September 25, 2009 at 1:07 PM · Report
7
Fact. Real or not, that fog's brain is bigger than Beck's.
Posted by infoart on September 29, 2009 at 10:11 AM · Report

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