… That is, unless you retire your old-timey, ridiculous looking unicycle in favor of this extremely awesome new-timey personal mobility device built by Honda.
It is a compact experimental device that fits comfortably between the riders legs, to provide free movement in all directions just as in human walking forward, backward, side-to-side, and diagonally.
So it's a cross between a Segway and a unicycle—for either the uber-nerd, or the morbidly lazy. And that's you, right?
Futuristic aluminum hat tips to The Presurfer.
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