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Friday, September 25, 2009

Politics You Provide the Funny!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 25, 2009 at 9:40 AM

Please provide a suitable caption in the comments below for the following picture in which the Obamas try to greet Italian Prime Minster Silvio Berlusconi.

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To get you started…
"Michelle's outstretched hand was no match for Silvio's warm invitation into his pants."

 

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1
Is he really that short? Or is there some weird force-perspective going on here?
Posted by Graham on September 25, 2009 at 9:44 AM · Report
2
"I give-a you wife the best tings Italia has to offer, eh?"
Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on September 25, 2009 at 9:45 AM · Report
3
Graham, I think it's just that Michelle's that tall.
Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on September 25, 2009 at 9:45 AM · Report
4
"That's my wife. That means you shake her effing hand. Don't go moving in like she's some Napoli tart."
Posted by Oregometry on September 25, 2009 at 9:46 AM · Report
5
"I'ma no shake you hand, Bella... come gimme some dolce"
Posted by Demondog on September 25, 2009 at 9:56 AM · Report
6
"Hey! You said you wanted to shake hands..."
Posted by bd on September 25, 2009 at 10:20 AM · Report
7
The moment before President Obama castrates Prime Minister Berlosconi with his steely, disapproving eyes.
Posted by Joneser on September 25, 2009 at 10:24 AM · Report
8
"Ahhh, finally someone who wont complain about how bad AC Milan is this year!"
Posted by Rusty! on September 25, 2009 at 10:28 AM · Report
9
"No, nitwit. We are going to SHAKE HANDS."
Posted by Matt Davis on September 25, 2009 at 10:32 AM · Report
10
"My face is up here"
Posted by Stu on September 25, 2009 at 10:34 AM · Report
11
Whatever, Barack is always trying to scare the white wimmins

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2661/368321…
Posted by Graham on September 25, 2009 at 10:35 AM · Report
12
"Mamma Mia! That's a one-a spicy meatball!"
Posted by coolestboyintheworld on September 25, 2009 at 10:53 AM · Report
13
"No, no bella donna, my penis-he needa two hands to hold, like a this."

OR

"Mama mia! In a that dress with a you skin you look like a fine a Tiramisu! Come, papa Burlesconi need a bite!"
Posted by TSW on September 25, 2009 at 12:00 PM · Report
14
I'm a havin trouble with a my zipper. Canna you wife help a me out?
Posted by pork chop on September 25, 2009 at 12:38 PM · Report
15
"It's so life-like... it looks just like the Prime Minister... can I touch it?"
Posted by Bob R. on September 25, 2009 at 12:44 PM · Report
16
"You wanna playa the slappy game? I surprisa you, eh? Iama very fast. In hometown I winna the slappy game every time!"
Posted by Will Radik on September 25, 2009 at 2:13 PM · Report
17
"Heeeeeeeeer's Berlisconi!"
Posted by atomic on September 25, 2009 at 2:32 PM · Report
18
"Give me back the Pacino doll. I said you could only play with it for a little while. And don't pretend that you don't know where it is."
Posted by aboom on September 25, 2009 at 3:12 PM · Report
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"Now give me back the Pacino doll. I said you could play with him for only a minute. And don't pretend you don't know where he is."
Posted by aboom on September 25, 2009 at 3:14 PM · Report
20
"'Na-nu Na-nu'...WTF??"
Posted by aboom on September 25, 2009 at 3:15 PM · Report
21
President Obama develops a negative review for Prime Minister Burlesconi's DeNiro impression, particularly when he asked Michelle to "milk him."
Posted by torridjoe on September 25, 2009 at 6:44 PM · Report
22
Aaaayyyy....i like-a you wife!
Posted by pdxddd on September 25, 2009 at 7:34 PM · Report
23
What, no sugar?
Posted by cleggy1969 on September 26, 2009 at 12:56 AM · Report

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