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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dear Fattie: Want to Lose Fat, Fattie?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Sep 29, 2009 at 1:04 PM

Do you ever ask yourself, "Why am I so fat?" Well, it could be because you eat fat. Your fat intake outweighs your fat outtake, rendering you fatter than a fattie-fattie-fat-fat. Check out this (fat) video for reducing (fat) fat from your (fat) diet. Fat. Fat. Fat.

Hat (fat) tips to Everything is Terrible!

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