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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Today In Sexual Stereotypes: German Men Named Worst in the Sack. Spaniards are the Best.

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Tue, Sep 29, 2009 at 4:00 PM

An important poll was published today in the Telegraph ranking the sexing abilities of men from around the globe. It's bad news for German dudes, who were voted the #1 worst possible lovers by the 15,000 women polled (no word on whether gay men agree with their assessment), who accused them of being too stinky—ouch. Also on the "worst" list: the English (lazy), Swedish (too fast), Dutch and American men (too dominating or rough), Greeks (too "lovey-dovey"), Welsh (selfish), Scottish (too loud), Turkish (too sweaty) and Russians (too hairy). So, where should lusty ladies of means travel for exotic erotics? SPAIN, which was ranked #1, though the "best" list distressingly lacks positive specifics to counter the nitpicking leveled at the poor schmucks on the worst. Other countrymen that fared well: Brazilians, Italians, Frenchmen, Irishmen, South Africans, Australians, Kiwis, the Danish, and Canadians. Plan your next vacation accordingly.


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