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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Sports THE BEST TWO MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE BEGIN... NOW.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Oct 1, 2009 at 4:22 PM

Turn your speakers up. All the way, chickenshit.

See? Don't fuck with polar bears. And go to hockey games. Or something. I don't know. I love it. Hat tip to RT.

 

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*head 'splodes*
Posted by McAngryPants on October 1, 2009 at 7:42 PM · Report
2
That state kicks ass.
Posted by Rusty! on October 1, 2009 at 9:02 PM · Report
3
i like it when the bear slap shot's the satellite
Posted by JoeFrazier on October 2, 2009 at 8:04 AM · Report
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That asshole polar just blew up the moon which will no doubt alter Earh's orbit and throw the entire planet in to an ice age, destroying most (if not all) life on the planet. I'm supposed to applaud that? I think not Mr. Bear. Your impulsive moon-destroying growls will not be rewarded with MY applause. Now if you don't mind I have to prepare for the coming ice age and moon shrapnel. Ass.
Posted by Cort on October 2, 2009 at 10:33 AM · Report
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ok. who can argue with Blue Flaaaame....
Posted by alldeepblue on October 2, 2009 at 8:16 PM · Report

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