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Happy 15th Birthday, Portland Mercury! A Note from Editor in Chief Wm. Steven Humphrey

Monday, October 5, 2009

Today is YOUR Time!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Oct 5, 2009 at 9:35 AM

It's Monday, ya'll! And you need some INSPIRATION. So I want you to get out there, and watch this video of a four-year-old doing a spot-on impersonation of Kurt Russell's locker room speech in Miracle, in which the 1980 U.S. hockey team gave those godless Rooskies the ass-whuppin' they so rightly deserved! THIS IS YOUR TIME, PEOPLE! DON'T EFFING BLOW IT!

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