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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Food Apparently, this Morbidly Obese Person Wants His Chicken

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 2:21 PM

HEY!!!! I'M FUCKING FAT!!! AND I WANT MY FUCKING CHICKEN!!! Wait… what? NO, I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF THERE ARE CHILDREN ALL AROUND ME!!! I… WANT… MY… FUCKING… CHICKEN!!! 'CAUSE I'M FAT! AND I DON'T HAVE MY CHICKEN YET!!!
CHICKEN!!!!!


 

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1
Ha! There is a woman's voice at about 1:24, she says it all:

"someone better get that man some food"
Posted by Demondog on October 6, 2009 at 2:45 PM · Report
2
OMFG I made the mistake of following the link to another video after that one was over. "Face meet fat ass." Don't do it.
Posted by Demondog on October 6, 2009 at 2:53 PM · Report
3
This establishment is missing its Oompa Loompas. They are supposed to roll F-BOMB droppers out the door!
Posted by Will Radik on October 6, 2009 at 4:09 PM · Report
4
I would have called the cops and had him arrested for public profanity, if there is any such violation.
Posted by ujfoyt on October 6, 2009 at 4:59 PM · Report
5
I would have punched him in his fat fucking face.
Posted by Milfalicious on October 6, 2009 at 6:26 PM · Report
6
Why don't they make a reality TV show of that guy? Just follow him around.
Would no doubt be a rollicking good time. It would also break once and for all the stereotype that fat people are always jolly and carefree.
He wasn't jolly. Nope. Not one iota.
Posted by rich23 on October 6, 2009 at 7:27 PM · Report
7
Well, to be fair, they made him wait a half-a-fuckin'-hour and didn't give him shit for food. Plus, that little kid was standing there, making him feel all big...ger.
Posted by T3FMonkey on October 6, 2009 at 9:00 PM · Report
8
So much suffering.
Posted by Spine on October 6, 2009 at 10:14 PM · Report
9
Damn, Rush is pissed.
Posted by Dave J. on October 7, 2009 at 10:57 AM · Report

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