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Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Food Apparently, this Morbidly Obese Person Wants His Chicken
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 2:21 PM
HEY!!!! I'M FUCKING FAT!!! AND I WANT MY FUCKING CHICKEN!!! Wait… what? NO, I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF THERE ARE CHILDREN ALL AROUND ME!!! I… WANT… MY… FUCKING… CHICKEN!!! 'CAUSE I'M FAT! AND I DON'T HAVE MY CHICKEN YET!!!
CHICKEN!!!!!
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