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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Ethics Which Child Do You Choose?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Oct 7, 2009 at 9:19 AM

Here's the deal: Imagine for a moment that you can only parent one child for the rest of your life. And this child must be one of the kids in either of the following two videos. CHOOSE!!

The 9-year-old Peruvian girl who performs a creepily sexual shot-by-shot remake of Britney Spears' "Toxic"?

Or this kid who's like Eddie Van Halen… mmm… except on the accordion.

One of them is gonna be your kid. CHOOSE!!

 

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I want the kid with the accordion. He could play while the wife and I have dinner at a 40 foot table in a huge chamber with only candles to light our way.
Posted by Jebus on October 7, 2009 at 11:15 AM · Report

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