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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Drunk The Stuff of Nightmares.

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 11:05 AM

The Sexist has a horrific rundown of the worst sexy Halloween costumes of all time. I knew things were bad but, but... this goes far beyond sexy Hermione Granger.

Camille Toe
  • Camille Toe
Sexy.... border patrol agent?
  • Sexy.... border patrol agent?

Down for the Count
  • "Down for the Count"

My Halloween prediction: gaggles of girls in sexy Finding Nemo costumes will get lost in Old Town and wind up outside that hentai theater next to VooDoo donuts. Things will turn real creepy real fast.

HT to Jessica Wakeman.

 

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I can't possibly be the only one who thinks that the sexy finding nemo dress is kinda cute...?
Posted by Joneser on October 8, 2009 at 11:16 AM · Report
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The Sexy Ghostbuster Costume isn't sexy unless it comes with some sort of sexy proton pack.
Posted by atomic on October 8, 2009 at 11:56 AM · Report
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What? No sexy mustard? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRGp4BSTyE
Posted by Dr. Something on October 8, 2009 at 1:47 PM · Report
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smirk, do you have any idea what hentai is? Quick lesson, if there's live people in it, it's not hentai.
Posted by Graham on October 8, 2009 at 1:53 PM · Report
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Graham, if people in oddly fetishistic costumes wind up at a Hentai theater, I doubt they will be turned away on the grounds that they are not cartoons.
Posted by atomic on October 8, 2009 at 2:11 PM · Report
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@atmoic: Unless they're doing something special for Halloween, that theater doesn't show hentai. It just shows regular porn. No tentacles. No demon-rape.
Posted by Graham on October 8, 2009 at 3:11 PM · Report
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Graham,

Based on the advertisements on their marquee, I'm pretty sure they have animated porn nights. I couldn't find any confirming info about it online, though, so feel free to check it out in person and let me know if I'm wrong.
Posted by s.mirk on October 8, 2009 at 3:27 PM · Report
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I'm sure they show lots of things, but in the past at least they have had a sign up advertising the... um.... articles in question.
Posted by atomic on October 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM · Report
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@atomic, smirk: I think the obvious solution to this debate is to have the next /b/town meet'n'greet at the Paris Theater! We can get donuts and watch some deep-dicking! What a phenomenal plan!

Maybe I'll get the ?land shadow government to go along with this.
Posted by Graham on October 8, 2009 at 4:36 PM · Report
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Graham is no stranger to that establishment.....
Posted by Abusive on October 8, 2009 at 4:51 PM · Report
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Graham: The next /b/town meet'n'greet is a porn showing. It is Oct 23rd and 24th at Cinema 21 and it is all amateur porn, but still, I suspect that there will be some deep-dicking, so the concept is the same.
Posted by Matthew D on October 8, 2009 at 5:05 PM · Report
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I think this is how Oppenheimer felt.

But yeah, I feel like porn has already featured prominently in past meet-ups and not everyone is so down with that. Personally, I liked the cheap bar close to my house. Let's do another one of those.
Posted by atomic on October 8, 2009 at 7:09 PM · Report
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Actually, I think that down for the Count is pretty funny and original.
Posted by ujfoyt on October 9, 2009 at 2:54 PM · Report
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Come on, everyone knows that today's Halloween Costumes are getting Sexier and Sexier. I just did a search and came across some of the most sexiest costumes at playfulthreads.com. I mean really they are so revealing.
Posted by Jadam on March 29, 2010 at 8:23 PM · Report

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