The Sexist has a horrific rundown of the worst sexy Halloween costumes of all time. I knew things were bad but, but... this goes far beyond sexy Hermione Granger.

Camille Toe
  • Camille Toe
Sexy.... border patrol agent?
  • Sexy.... border patrol agent?

Down for the Count
  • "Down for the Count"

My Halloween prediction: gaggles of girls in sexy Finding Nemo costumes will get lost in Old Town and wind up outside that hentai theater next to VooDoo donuts. Things will turn real creepy real fast.

HT to Jessica Wakeman.