Surprise! Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize! The president woke up to a phone call from the Nobel prize committee this morning. Apparently the world is pleased with Obama's work reducing nuclear weapons.

Taliban Not Pleased! And Nicholas Kristof basically says the Nobel prize committee shot its wad. But White House staffers say, "Wow."

NASA Bombs the Moon! Moon survives, but it's pissed.

Swine Flu Breakthrough: Religious experts determine it is a tool of Satan.

What's This? Trouble among the Commoners? The Louvre finally agrees to return art stolen from Egypt.

F all the Haterz: US House passes hate crimes definition to include sexual orientation.

Adopted Vancouver Teen Faces Deportation: In proof that our immigration system hurts regular people.

Hug a Fixie! Mayor Adams declares today Bike Messenger Appreciation Day!