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Friday, October 9, 2009

In Jail? Call Jesus Christ Bail Bonds!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Oct 9, 2009 at 9:11 AM

Look. I'm tired of bailing your sorry ass out of the pokey every time you run afoul of the law. So instead of me ponying up MY hard earned cash, why don't you call someone who (apparently) REALLY cares? (That would be Baltimore's Bishop Barry of Jesus Christ Bail Bonds.) Added bonus: He sounds like a chicken!

 

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