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Friday, October 9, 2009
SEX More HUMP, Less Drunk
Posted by Jane "the Intern" Carlen on Fri, Oct 9, 2009 at 7:09 PM
If you're old enough to go to war, you're old enough to watch amateur porn. While sober.
- You and your prom date are welcome at HUMP
This just in:
BONUS 18+ age screening of HUMP!, the finest and most handsomely endowed pornographic short film festival in the region! October 23rd, 7pm!!! This in addition to Cinema 21's three boozy, 21+ showings: October 23rd at 9:30 pm and October 24th at 7 pm and 9:30 pm.
Need another reason to HUMP? Need eight? Need to see something to satisfy your kiddie-llama-feces fetish? Sorry, the "no poop, no kids, no animals" policy is as strictly adhered to as a submissive prisoner to the wall of a sex dungeon. But fem-domme action? Encouraged! Mormon undergarments? Encouraged! CFNM? Wholeheartedly embraced!
18-20 year-olds? Invited! So buy your tickets now.
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