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Monday, October 12, 2009

"Juwan Howard Underwent Successful Unicorn Horn Removal Surgery"

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Mon, Oct 12, 2009 at 2:51 PM

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This photo, and title, is courtesy of our pals at Blazers Edge. It seems that new—yet older than dirt—Blazer Juwan Howard is sporting this stylish bandage to cover a massive scratch on his forehead. It's a good look, I hope he stays with it all season.

 

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Does this meanthat he is not horny anymore? Not that I care, just askin.
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