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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Portland "There Has Never Been a Fresh Hamburger Grilled in the Memorial Coliseum."

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Tue, Oct 13, 2009 at 3:14 PM

That's right, no fresh hamburgers in the Coliseum. There's no venting system to the area outside the bowl, so that means no heating, A/C or set-ups to cook food. I learned this and nine other curious facts when I tagged along on the Rose Quarter Development citizen advisory group tour of the historic building yesterday morning:

Mayoral spokesman Roy Kaufmann covets the MCs fountain.
  • Mayoral spokesman Roy Kaufmann covets the MC's fountain.
• All the conference rooms downstairs are named after paper product companies. There's the Weyerhauser room, the US Plywood room, etc. These rooms are lined with their namesake woods and are little artifacts of a time when Oregon lumber was king. These days, the most recent event I attended in the Plywood room was a depressing foreclosure conference.
• The roof doesn't leak. But the giant windows are all single-paned. It's a bitch to heat.
• The Coliseum and Rose Garden each host about 150 events a year. Last year, 450,000 people came to the Coliseum for events. Most of them are annual affairs, like high school graduations.
• Frightown looks really creepy. It's the haunted house set up every year in the Coliseum basement. The coffins and wooden ghouls seem perfectly at home in the grim, low-ceilinged space.
• The yellow streaks running across the ice are signs that the pipes underneath the ice floor are rusting. This is one of the problems that Memorial Coliseum manager Chris Oxley said add up to "potentially catastrophic challenges with the space."
• The giant four-screen video box hanging over the ice is broken. No one can fix it. "Even when it worked, it wasn't very good," said Oxley. So don't be expecting Winterhawks instant replays anytime soon.
• All but one of the restaurants in the Rose Quarter are deceased. This article from 1994 enthusiastically announces the opening of a sports pub with a $200,000 audiovisual system. Now there is nowhere to buy a sandwich on a Monday afternoon, much less watch a 36-foot wall of TVs.
• The Trailblazers are playing a game in the Coliseum this Wednesday to celebrate 40 years in Portland. Tickets are only $20, but the players will not be wearing 70s era short shorts (despite request).
• The equipment in the Memorial Coliseum kitchen is from a WWII battleship. It's older than the Coliseum itself.

 

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indoor bike track
Posted by miguelaron on October 13, 2009 at 3:29 PM · Report
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indoor BMX track. and a skate park?
Posted by Bones on October 13, 2009 at 3:38 PM · Report
3
Burn it!
Posted by yeahThatsRight on October 13, 2009 at 4:33 PM · Report
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NOW you do some reporting about the state of the building. Would have been nice back when it mattered as opposed to the mindless cheerleading and lack of questioning you engaged in on behalf of Brian Libby.

You guys have good energy to cover local issues when no one else is but if you actually covered them instead of just advocated you would be invaluable.
Posted by nomorePDXProcess on October 13, 2009 at 7:26 PM · Report
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I fell into that fountain as a kid post-circus...running up to look in the water, condensation had built up around it, poof - I was in the fountain about half crying.
Posted by Mizzzzzzz on October 14, 2009 at 9:20 AM · Report
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Even during the Coliseum's heyday, there was more than one instance of NBA players having to break out blankets on the sideline because the Coliseum was inadequately heated.

I'm getting comfortable with the likelihood that the ballpark proposal here is kaput, but are you sure that a simple renovation will be cost-effective? I have yet to be convinced. Even more telling are the crowd shots during Winter Hawk games this year... the team appears to be very good, the attendance, not even close.
Posted by Pounder on October 14, 2009 at 10:37 AM · Report
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The supporters of Memorial Coliseum have often acknowledged the state of the facilities. The argument has been that MC has been purposefully neglected in favor of the Rose Garden.
Posted by Sideshow Val on October 14, 2009 at 12:28 PM · Report

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