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Thursday, October 15, 2009

News Today in WTF: Car Crash in Burnside Skate Park

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Thu, Oct 15, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Wow. Thrasher Magazine has these photos, I have a call into the police to figure out what the hell happened.

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HT to Blogtownie Ben Coleman.

 

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It would appear that someone needs to expand upon the "No Bikes" message to cover other vehicles, no matter how improbable. I bet whatever they were doing was a lot of fun, until the moment it wasn't.
Posted by luckymike on October 15, 2009 at 1:06 PM · Report
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Hell no, that would have been fun the whole time, especially with a few grams of coke.
Posted by Toilet Joe on October 15, 2009 at 1:12 PM · Report
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Dude, who forgot to paint no cars?
Posted by Dan Newth on October 15, 2009 at 1:12 PM · Report
4
Wait... Who flipped the car between photos?
Posted by Graham on October 15, 2009 at 1:17 PM · Report
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I'm with Graham. Who moved the car? That's really going to cheese off the CSIs when they get there.
Posted by jjjj on October 15, 2009 at 1:27 PM · Report
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@Graham

They had to flip the car because how else were they going to do wicked Smith Grinds on it if it's belly up? Now they can use the edge of the roof!
Posted by grinder on October 15, 2009 at 1:56 PM · Report
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I think the photos document the before and after of the worlds largest and slowest ollie.
Posted by atomic on October 15, 2009 at 2:01 PM · Report
8
Ollie? Pffft, more like 'oily.'

Okay, I'm sorry, I'll shut up now.
Posted by Reymont on October 15, 2009 at 2:36 PM · Report
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@Reymont: I chuckled.

http://www.freshmanandy.org/eyegasm/orig/w…
Posted by Graham on October 15, 2009 at 2:44 PM · Report
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Well played, Reymont, well played.
Posted by atomic on October 15, 2009 at 3:05 PM · Report
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I'd like to be around when the owner tries to explain to the insurance people just what happened.
Posted by ujfoyt on October 15, 2009 at 6:47 PM · Report

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