Have we finally found the definition of "hipster?" Does it mean "fish-stabber?"
Fite's attorney said that stabbing the fish was “a very low point” in his client’s life, and that Fite is "absolutely mortified and ashamed about what he did to the fish."
This was a very low point, but not the lowest. Rumor has it that Jeremy Fite once dated a marine biologist and karate-chopped a shark when she broke up with him. Fish beware!
(Thanks to Natasha Stoudt for the link)
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