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Friday, October 16, 2009
Cats Thank You, Internet
Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 4:28 PM
Sarah McLachlan speaks out, soulfully, about internet cruelty to animals.
Bless you, writer/producer/director Crystal Delahanty.
(Also, the pug in the toilet totally wins.)
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First they came for the owners of the pugs in the toilets,
But I didn't speak up, because pugs are wack.
Then they came for the keyboard cats
But I didn't speak up because we don't have that kind of keyboard
Then they came for the things-on-top-of-my-cat people
But I didn't speak up because I didn't stack things on my tuxie
When they at last came for me, doing another LOLCat
There was nobody left to speak for me.
Man, now that be wack.
But I didn't speak up, because pugs are wack.
Then they came for the keyboard cats
But I didn't speak up because we don't have that kind of keyboard
Then they came for the things-on-top-of-my-cat people
But I didn't speak up because I didn't stack things on my tuxie
When they at last came for me, doing another LOLCat
There was nobody left to speak for me.
Man, now that be wack.
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